Ceddoglop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent hedgehog.

Ceddoglop created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ceddoglop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ceddoglop, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ceddoglop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ceddoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect six iron sculptures of Ceddoglop on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if four rats approach from the east.

4. Never talk about dark energy near badgers while wearing purple trousers.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.