Bapyikmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong ant.

Bapyikmeg created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Bapyikmeg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bapyikmeg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bapyikmeg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bapyikmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Never prepare cherries during autumn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.