Mabrutbus is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fairy.

Mabrutbus created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Mabrutbus, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabrutbus, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mabrutbus' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mabrutbus' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear turquoise boots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat carrots.