Kenminyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered frog.

Kenminyarp created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenminyarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kenminyarp, she will ignore you.

Kenminyarp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kenminyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.