Vigkapquam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident chinchilla.

Vigkapquam created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigkapquam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vigkapquam, she will remove you from existence.

Vigkapquam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vigkapquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Vigkapquam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing rings.