Venjipfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic dove.

Venjipfoss created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Venjipfoss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Venjipfoss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Venjipfoss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Venjipfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.