Xemtikhab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise crane.

Xemtikhab created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemtikhab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xemtikhab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xemtikhab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Xemtikhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.