Wittigkam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating mongoose.

Wittigkam created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wittigkam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wittigkam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wittigkam's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wittigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not prepare limes while wearing shoes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never skip in summer.