Gabaffab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented ferret.

Gabaffab created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabaffab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gabaffab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gabaffab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gabaffab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Worship no other gods but Gabaffab.

5. You must love Gabaffab.