Tithassid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving shrew.

Tithassid created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tithassid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tithassid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tithassid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tithassid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in winter.

2. Always remove skirts before touching lead.

3. Never prepare lemons during spring.

4. Never adorn your neck with black markings.

5. Always act with patience when addressing elders.