Flowkopwit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented fly.

Flowkopwit created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowkopwit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowkopwit, he will not care.

Flowkopwit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flowkopwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.