Zogbutnilyimcussvadrenhit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing guinea pig.

Zogbutnilyimcussvadrenhit created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogbutnilyimcussvadrenhit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogbutnilyimcussvadrenhit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zogbutnilyimcussvadrenhit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zogbutnilyimcussvadrenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near rats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.