Kipmutquaf Arfdogcim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage chicken.

Kipmutquaf Arfdogcim created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmutquaf Arfdogcim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipmutquaf Arfdogcim, she will be very sad.

Kipmutquaf Arfdogcim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kipmutquaf Arfdogcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Kipmutquaf Arfdogcim six times a day.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.