Fasponnultonk is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered donkey.

Fasponnultonk created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasponnultonk, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fasponnultonk, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fasponnultonk's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fasponnultonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near pigs.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

5. Never think about black holes.