Minvonpidzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing goat.

Minvonpidzim created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minvonpidzim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Minvonpidzim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Minvonpidzim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Minvonpidzim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away if eight sheep approach from the west.

3. Do not take Minvonpidzim's name in vain.

4. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing gray stockings and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.