Sugratbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless dryad.

Sugratbug created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugratbug, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sugratbug, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sugratbug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sugratbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near rats while wearing mauve tights.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Worship no other gods but Sugratbug.