Jinbudflig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish dove.

Jinbudflig created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinbudflig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jinbudflig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jinbudflig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jinbudflig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never paint your legs indigo.