Listbappom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, slow skunk.

Listbappom created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbappom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Listbappom, she will think nothing of it.

Listbappom's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Listbappom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

4. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

5. Never talk about comets.