Xemdodgud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow salamander.

Xemdodgud created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemdodgud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xemdodgud, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Xemdodgud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xemdodgud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

5. Never eat green fruit.