Toftimfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring parrot.

Toftimfoss created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Toftimfoss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Toftimfoss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Toftimfoss' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Toftimfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Toftimfoss.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.