Rulhogcub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, caring centipede.

Rulhogcub created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhogcub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulhogcub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rulhogcub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rulhogcub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six great tits approach from the south.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.