Zanjatged is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zanjatged created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanjatged, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zanjatged, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zanjatged's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zanjatged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Zanjatged loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always stare at clouds.