Fliglegfod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless alligator.

Fliglegfod created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliglegfod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fliglegfod, she will not care at all.

Fliglegfod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fliglegfod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing pink shoes.