Nurldotren is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong centipede.

Nurldotren created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldotren, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurldotren, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurldotren's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nurldotren's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four shrews approach from the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.

5. Never talk about rats.