Narbonkdib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring goat.

Narbonkdib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbonkdib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narbonkdib, he will turn you into a plant.

Narbonkdib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Narbonkdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Narbonkdib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.