Targhadfig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever toad.

Targhadfig created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Targhadfig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targhadfig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Targhadfig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Targhadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never sing in summer.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.