Gepligfod Stragpas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omniscient unicorn.

Gepligfod Stragpas created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepligfod Stragpas, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepligfod Stragpas, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gepligfod Stragpas' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gepligfod Stragpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not listen to music.