Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise swan.

Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam, it will cry a lot.

Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shirts marked with blue.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam's priests.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakdimkomlen Komfebpadlam.