Censtikwad Febstigmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent slug.

Censtikwad Febstigmap created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Censtikwad Febstigmap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Censtikwad Febstigmap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Censtikwad Febstigmap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Censtikwad Febstigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.