Guttargwip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic crow.

Guttargwip created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Guttargwip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Guttargwip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Guttargwip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Guttargwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your chest violet.

4. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guttargwip.