Jadgofhad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing dingo.

Jadgofhad created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgofhad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadgofhad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jadgofhad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Jadgofhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Jadgofhad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Jadgofhad on top of all buildings.