Ligtablam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish rhinoceros.

Ligtablam created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtablam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligtablam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ligtablam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ligtablam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

3. Never stain your legs with cyan.

4. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.