Ligfendav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving lobster.

Ligfendav created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfendav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligfendav, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ligfendav's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ligfendav's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Hide if six turtles approach from the east.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.