Omtabgab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable unicorn.

Omtabgab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtabgab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtabgab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Omtabgab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Omtabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Omtabgab loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Omtabgab.