Nuttcubmob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless squid.

Nuttcubmob created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcubmob, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nuttcubmob, she will not invite you to parties.

Nuttcubmob's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nuttcubmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. You must love Nuttcubmob.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing indigo corsets and balancing three gold spheres on your back.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never pour water over plants.