Xenmuttab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured toad.

Xenmuttab created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xenmuttab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenmuttab, it will destroy your home planet.

Xenmuttab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Xenmuttab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples on fasting days.

2. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.