Begveenstig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm raven.

Begveenstig created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Begveenstig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Begveenstig, he will remove you from existence.

Begveenstig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Begveenstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.