Gatfubjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying horse.

Gatfubjarn created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfubjarn, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gatfubjarn, she will turn you into a worm.

Gatfubjarn's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gatfubjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gatfubjarn on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.