Fab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust mole.

Fab created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Fab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near doves.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never stain your chest with red.

4. Worship no other gods but Fab.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.