Kopfabpit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless coyote.

Kopfabpit created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kopfabpit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kopfabpit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kopfabpit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kopfabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect six gold sculptures of Kopfabpit on top of important buildings.