Popjamhim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing pig.

Popjamhim created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popjamhim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Popjamhim, she will turn you into a plant.

Popjamhim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Popjamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.