Negnurlcum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable cobra.

Negnurlcum created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Negnurlcum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Negnurlcum, he will turn you into a frog.

Negnurlcum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Negnurlcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Negnurlcum.

3. Never eat turnips on holy days.

4. Never adorn your back with black markings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.