Flabdundim Targyokbug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless lion.

Flabdundim Targyokbug created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdundim Targyokbug, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flabdundim Targyokbug, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flabdundim Targyokbug's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flabdundim Targyokbug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Flabdundim Targyokbug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help voles.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Hide if seven gulls approach from the north.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.