Homligdid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthinking bird.

Homligdid created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Homligdid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Homligdid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Homligdid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Homligdid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Homligdid.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.