Hubmotab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented gnu.

Hubmotab created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubmotab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubmotab, it will turn you into a plant.

Hubmotab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hubmotab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing green jumpers and balancing five tin spheres on your hands.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed carrots to tortoises while wearing boots.