Bugtetticeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring beaver.

Bugtetticeb created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtetticeb, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugtetticeb, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bugtetticeb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bugtetticeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bugtetticeb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mix figs with water.