Nigweg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest naga.

Nigweg created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Nigweg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigweg, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nigweg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Nigweg on top of important buildings.