Bodparknigarnwanpark is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witless bee.

Bodparknigarnwanpark created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodparknigarnwanpark, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bodparknigarnwanpark, she will turn you into a plant.

Bodparknigarnwanpark's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bodparknigarnwanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near geese while wearing blue ear rings and balancing three silver spheres on your legs.

2. Never mix rice with ash.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bodparknigarnwanpark on top of all buildings.