Litmetarn is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive octopus.

Litmetarn created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litmetarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litmetarn, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Litmetarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Litmetarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

2. Never touch ash while clean.

3. Do not name children after snails.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Litmetarn.