Mitmif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, staggering dugong.

Mitmif created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitmif, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mitmif, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mitmif's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mitmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to rats while wearing yellow trousers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wear magenta.