Garbellcidsabbadbin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable fly.

Garbellcidsabbadbin created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Garbellcidsabbadbin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Garbellcidsabbadbin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Garbellcidsabbadbin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Garbellcidsabbadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Garbellcidsabbadbin.

4. Never wear cyan shoes.

5. Always help sick manatees.