Pibgubhad Libvonnatsan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest jackal.

Pibgubhad Libvonnatsan created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibgubhad Libvonnatsan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibgubhad Libvonnatsan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pibgubhad Libvonnatsan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pibgubhad Libvonnatsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Worship no other gods but Pibgubhad Libvonnatsan.

5. Always pray immersed in water.