Watbidfobfet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy zebra.

Watbidfobfet created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Watbidfobfet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watbidfobfet, she will turn you into a rock.

Watbidfobfet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Watbidfobfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never chant in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.