Appbablit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awesome ant.

Appbablit created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbablit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Appbablit, he will not invite you to parties.

Appbablit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Appbablit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not sit at crossroads.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Appbablit on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about cell theory.