Yokponflap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring duck.

Yokponflap created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokponflap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yokponflap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yokponflap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yokponflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Put Yokponflap first in all things.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Never paint your hands white.

5. Never write about planets.