Yabtigyom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient troll.

Yabtigyom created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yabtigyom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yabtigyom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yabtigyom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yabtigyom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yabtigyom.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not take Yabtigyom's name in vain.

5. Do not kill sharks.