Yimcutwat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful deer.

Yimcutwat created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcutwat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimcutwat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yimcutwat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yimcutwat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to snakes while wearing yellow tights.