Dubdaptip is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous snail.

Dubdaptip created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdaptip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dubdaptip, she will manifest in front of you.

Dubdaptip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dubdaptip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the south.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. You must love Dubdaptip.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.