Podwiprultom Hudjanvonkbimnarttarglamnak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying cat.

Podwiprultom Hudjanvonkbimnarttarglamnak created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Podwiprultom Hudjanvonkbimnarttarglamnak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Podwiprultom Hudjanvonkbimnarttarglamnak, he will be very unhappy.

Podwiprultom Hudjanvonkbimnarttarglamnak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Podwiprultom Hudjanvonkbimnarttarglamnak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podwiprultom Hudjanvonkbimnarttarglamnak.

2. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Never wear coats.