Lanbanfas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced bee.

Lanbanfas created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanbanfas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lanbanfas, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lanbanfas' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lanbanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away from turquoise great tits, for they are unholy.