Citsadrul is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable salamander.

Citsadrul created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsadrul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Citsadrul, she will turn you into a goat.

Citsadrul's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Citsadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Hide if five cats approach from the north.

3. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Citsadrul.

5. Do not take Citsadrul's name in vain.