Tabrotwot Hakzakfub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing naga.

Tabrotwot Hakzakfub created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Tabrotwot Hakzakfub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tabrotwot Hakzakfub, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tabrotwot Hakzakfub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tabrotwot Hakzakfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing green ear rings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Run away if four ants approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.