Hasmumcan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent beaver.

Hasmumcan created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasmumcan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hasmumcan, he will strike you with lightening.

Hasmumcan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hasmumcan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Hasmumcan on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hasmumcan on top of all buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Hasmumcan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.