Henlitfeb Jamgumban is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast crow.

Henlitfeb Jamgumban created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henlitfeb Jamgumban, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Henlitfeb Jamgumban, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Henlitfeb Jamgumban's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Henlitfeb Jamgumban's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six eagles in one place.

2. Do not leap at forests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always store apples above ground.